You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
i think my cat just said my name.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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