It's Friday. Sex?
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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