i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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