Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Randomize
