whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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