the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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