we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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