its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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