you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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