idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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