he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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