I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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