Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
