I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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