hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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