You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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