; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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