We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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