Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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