but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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