It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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