Don't you send me to vm
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Randomize
