Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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