called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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