Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
After last night, I could never be a politician.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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