remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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