I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
