Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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