I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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