it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Just invented taco cereal.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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