i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
