No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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