i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
