Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
You had me at "let me see your balls"
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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