We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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