If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
why is half of my head shaved?
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