there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
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