Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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