I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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