i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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