"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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