when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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