playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
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