We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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