We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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