Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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