Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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