im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
im holly from the hills drunk
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I deserve this hangover.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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