I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
