I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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